Dallas Christmas Report - Aunt Terry the Human Chia Pet

All the kids, along with my brother and sister-in-law now find me the most pettable relative. And I must thank Air New Zealand (www.airnewzealand.com )for my new Chia pet status.

As for the color of my hair, it appears to match my eyebrows - kind of a dirty, dirty ash blonde. If I could prevent my thoughts from straying to naughty innuendo (i.e., hopelessly dirty mind) I might be able to regain my originally blonde roots. Hopefully the sun in Tonga and New Zealand will help me reclaim my blonde image.