Now We're Talking

A man behind me on the elevator said: "Gee, I think I want to go to New Zealand."
I told him about being a cranial billboard for Air New Zealand to promote flights from LAX to Auckland. He said: "Is it too late? I'd let them shave my head for a trip to New Zealand."

The woman next to him said she was headed to Australia in a week. She was ready for adventure. But she did not said she'd be willing to shave her head -- of course, she already has a ticket.